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Mark Demotivational Poster


ATHEISM -


TAGS: hey mark no tunneling here
Rating: 2.93/5

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mrwhyte - September 13, 2010, 7:48 pm, #193629
This is asolutely hilarious especially with how atheists get so bent out of shape.. They have artificially created bacteria.. Which now can lead to more theories we are just a scientific experiment.. Hey someone has put props out to our alien overlords.
forseti - April 4, 2010, 6:49 pm, #169532
Don't believe in any god but this is great! 5 ;)
Occupo Noctis - January 4, 2010, 5:08 pm, #150153
Somebody light a match.. too many brain farts in here...
mitchell93 - November 3, 2009, 11:11 am, #133746
at least there is proof of the big bang homo
Ed-Hyde - August 26, 2009, 3:30 pm, #112254
Full theory of life, Science edition. http://www.motifake.com/view.php?id=67540
LogicDude - August 26, 2009, 3:07 pm, #112237
Big Bang...yeah, that's what your Mom said...is that realistic enough you prick?
John Doe - August 26, 2009, 2:41 pm, #112227
The big bang formed debris which clung to each other because of the gravitational pulls.They eventually became as large as planets.chemical reactions formed bacteria that evolved into life forms.More realistic than a prick that created life out of nothing
BoneCD - July 31, 2009, 8:23 am, #102994
Mad cow to you pin ***k
Harrison - July 31, 2009, 7:38 am, #102993
This is bull****. The person who made this has the mental capacity and open-mindedness of a dead cow.
Guest - March 20, 2009, 3:26 pm, #66843
Ugh. This poster is about as accurate about atheism as the "makes perfect sense" posters against religion are.
Nero V - March 12, 2009, 9:23 pm, #65338
An atheist is someone who doesn't believe in any gods. Not 'God' with a capital G, this is a specific reference to the Abrahamic god. We simply don't believe in any gods at all.
logic - March 10, 2009, 10:09 pm, #64975
well did a little reading and it seems were haveing a etymology argument that has been had many a time. either one of us could be right, i conced since i could be wrong or right but either way it dosent matter the final result is nearly identical.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:56 pm, #64972
look at the root of the word (adding a before theism) the origin of the word refered to people who rejected all forms of theism yes thats rejecting there theorys of god, and i understand paganism is broad and it may not be necessarily a theistic belief
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:53 pm, #64971
atheism |ˈāθēˌizəm| noun the theory or belief that God does not exist. Do you know anything about religion? OBVIOUSLY NOT! I am a Pagan, and paganism is a very broad religion, and very open to interpretation.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:50 pm, #64969
sorry but the word itself not what people have come to use as the common term simply means a rejection of theism (hence a-theist) while some pagans may claim atheism but paganism can be argues to be a type of theism so dosent quite work
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:50 pm, #64968
The funny thing is- I bet you're one of those people who claim to be atheist and have no idea what Atheism is.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:47 pm, #64967
also there was no magic, the expantion of the universe is all physics and extractions of events that can be tested small scale today. and not knowing what was before the universe (we have some good theroys) isnt the same as saying it came from nothing
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:46 pm, #64966
Atheism is not believing in a God, actually ''logic''. There are Pagan Atheists. You're thinking nihilist.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:44 pm, #64964
actually atheism is being non theist, or not accepting religions. so its a rejection of belief. not to mention saying something came from nothing then became something is a straw man simple minded theists use because they wont reserch the theorys
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:17 pm, #64960
Atheism is more of a belief


REDBULL GIVES YOU WINGS - MD 20/20 gets you tread marks ...


TAGS: redbull wings maddog tread marks
Rating: 4.65/5

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Hannor32 - August 11, 2012, 10:14 am, #238296
U just made my day ;)


NO LIMITS -


TAGS: hallmark moment eagle soaring
Rating: 4.71/5

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motinet - June 3, 2011, 7:02 pm, #219556

Motivating posters should really go on motivationaltwist.com.


IF YOU PICK UP A STARVING DOG - and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.




FIFTH PRINTING OF BEST SELLER - A Good Read


TAGS: bookmark not included
Rating: 4.65/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2014, 12:59 pm, #255114
It's actually simple to figure out; uuuuuuuh....
CloudchaserS - September 29, 2012, 12:02 am, #239528
Some say that men are from Mars. Not true. There is no beer, p*** or sports on Mars, so men can't be from there.
maoworks2 - September 28, 2012, 2:56 pm, #239514
That's A Good One And True !
GaryO - September 28, 2012, 2:20 pm, #239513
Heh heh, I got that very book and passed it on A great read, I might add.
ughomer - September 28, 2012, 1:40 pm, #239512
Thanks, Mariand!!
mariand - September 28, 2012, 1:35 pm, #239511
nice one... watch out these days... I "cook" something on this subject...hehehe


2012 - COMPLETE BOLLOCKS -




MARKETING - Problem is the consequence of our perfect solution


TAGS: marketing business
Rating: 4.82/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2014, 1:01 pm, #253962
Something similar happened with my windshield. I suspect conspiracy.


FEELING IS BELIEVING -




GRATE WIPES -


TAGS: skid marks
Rating: 4.52/5

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Verdeckt - February 3, 2012, 2:11 am, #228782
Holy ****! See what I did there ?


CUSTOMER SERVICE -


TAGS: customer service is part of target marketing
Rating: 4.08/5

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BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 6:29 pm, #144485
BINGO!


MARKETING GENIUS - I definitely think they are on to something ...


TAGS: marketing genius chocolate menstration supplies
Rating: 4.54/5

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MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 9:34 pm, #251898
NICE!
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:53 pm, #248077
So, tell me, was it the quality of the chocolate that showed the best results or the COST of the chocolate?
Bolverk37782 - May 20, 2012, 4:31 am, #234870
Maybe if the Chocolate was a decent one, As the elder brother of FOUR sisters I know the tactical & strategic importance of the use of chocolate as a stress reduction/distraction tool!!!
MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 9:46 pm, #234859
Oh yeah...from someone that knows!


SIXPACK TATTOO - So the ladies can reject you with a smile. No... disgust. Stretch marks? Dude, you DESERVE to get clubbed from behind.




CAPTAIN TSUBASA - Who needs teamwork when you can break the laws of physics ?


TAGS: captain tsubasa holly hatton benji price mark lenders
Rating: 2.7/5

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V-Tech - April 23, 2009, 1:48 pm, #74955
it kicks in any moment!
Alexiel - August 14, 2008, 7:19 pm, #14572
snowkids, shadows, and much more from the galactic cup, watch some cartoons too


UNEMPLOYMENT -




EPIC TRAVEL SAFE -


TAGS: skid mark protected just mix with your dirty laundry on the floor
Rating: 3.41/5

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BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 10:41 am, #148169
Thanks Veg
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 10:04 am, #148168
1L on this poster, BTW. It's awful.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:56 am, #148167
LOL...That's a nice outlook. I'll try that, Bone.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:53 am, #148166
Agreed. I'll sum it up like this: Just because I mention a problem doesn't make me any less aware that the problem is unsolvable. The Timmys have enough satisfaction as is... They're not gonna force silence on me, too. If that makes me a complainer, o wel
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:48 am, #148165
I just a5sume it's my Mother-In-Law voting...cause no matter how much GD money you make it's never good enough for her baby.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:41 am, #148164
Never thought is was Veg. It's the chemically imbalanced of society that fear the truth...nothing more nothing less.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:38 am, #148163
That's not directed towards you, by the way...
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:38 am, #148162
I gotcha Bone, but I'm not worked up at all. I'm just typing words on a keyboard. It may look or seem like more than it is, but somewhere beyond the a**umption of anger, I said something that's actually true. I'm wondering when that became a bad thing.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:31 am, #148161
down the list and smack a 1L on every d*** poster that makes me sick.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:30 am, #148160
Timmies come and Timmies go...no sense getting worked up over it Veggie! I've been here a long time and am use to it. It's the anonymous Timmies that just trip your trigger. If someone thinks it's a 1L I'm fine with that. It's just the trolls that run...
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:25 am, #148159
My bad bro, but if everyone else is gonna be afraid to say it for fear of being ridiculed for "arguing on the internet," then that's fine. That doesn't mean what I'm saying is any less true. If you're a ***k, I'll call you a ***k. Internet or not, Timmys.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:15 am, #148157
LMAO
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:11 am, #148155
There's a big difference between a 5 and a 1. I mean, if you kinda don't like the poster, give it d*** 3 or 4. But 1? Seriously?
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:08 am, #148151
Thanks sickartist. And Veggie you were right, the 1L's just came down the pike!
sickartist - December 26, 2009, 8:32 am, #148146
Nice when a twisted idea comes to fruition 5L


MARK WAHLBERG - Because Matt Damon was busy shooting a real movie.


TAGS: mark wahlberg
Rating: 2.87/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 9, 2013, 3:04 pm, #244145
Thank you for screwing up Max Payne.
mikeloeven - September 25, 2012, 2:13 pm, #239388
Matt Damon can act !!! ???? who knew :/


FLEA MARKET MONTGOMERY - It's just like... It's just like... A Mini-mawl...


TAGS: flea market montgomery mini mall mawl eyes eye
Rating: 1.46/5

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13thCat - May 12, 2009, 6:01 am, #79566
Oh god this made me lol


HALLMARK - Always there for us when we can't find those special words.




operation market garden -




OPTIMISM - "Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today." - Mark Twain




LEGO - Nothing says creativity quite like Lego. And they aren't necessarily talking about your kid.


TAGS: jobs children marketing
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 20, 2013, 7:42 pm, #243656
Space.....where did you think those teeny weeny people came from? Glad to see yo....your avatar gracing the place...again teehee.
spacedog - February 20, 2013, 7:25 pm, #243653
HA! This must be the sequel to their "fun with procreation" set. ;)
MissPriss - February 20, 2013, 3:07 pm, #243648
Mine were anything I could torture my little brother with...teehee! Thanks for the comment Ugs.
ughomer - February 20, 2013, 2:40 pm, #243647
Tinker Toys were my Mom's fav's while my Old Man preferred Lincoln Logs!


TRYING - Is the first step to failure.


TAGS: thats going to leave a mark
Rating: 4.12/5

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Iconoclast - August 24, 2010, 9:19 pm, #190707
But, TRYING is also the first step to success. If you try, you may fail. If you fail to try, you will never succeed.
crankyhead - August 24, 2010, 9:16 pm, #190705
nice poster AA
pzykosiz - August 24, 2010, 8:56 pm, #190686
an old one, but a good one, 5L's
spacedog - August 24, 2010, 7:02 pm, #190660
HA! Nice one. Good thing he's wearing a helmet or he might have messed his hair up. 5L
Faceplant31 - August 24, 2010, 6:57 pm, #190658
Looks familiar. 5L


DEDICATION - Taking Google maps to a whole new level




VISITING - When we have company, they usually don't overstay their welcome.




OPENING NIGHT -


TAGS: marketing 101
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - October 30, 2010, 8:47 pm, #200374
Genius.


HOUND DOG -


TAGS: greybeard stain underwear skidmark
Rating: 4.83/5

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5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 9:06 pm, #195546
Got it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 9:04 pm, #195544
It seems that I don't know what I'm talking about....as usual.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 9:00 pm, #195543
Pat's Place is only a chat room for established regulars. You are reading too much into it.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:59 pm, #195542
Im now waiting for Don Scorpion to post saying he has an "offer I can't refuse" if I switch over to Pat's.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 8:56 pm, #195541
Read the fine print, as long as you follow the rules and don't get sand in your v*****, everyone is welcome at Pat's.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:55 pm, #195540
Oh Moo, nobody says Im cool. ***y, but not cool. olo
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:54 pm, #195539
Aggy, I stay out of Pat's place not because of the service or the food. I keep my distance because I am still brand new, and havent truly proven myself yet. I will jump in eventually
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 8:52 pm, #195538
now he plays the "my friends like it and my mom says I'm cool" card.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:50 pm, #195537
I plead guilty to curious noobishness. I had a lot of suggestions and help on this one. I really dont worry about score anymore. If I like it, and some of my friends enjoy it, then I am satisfied.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:50 pm, #195536
That's why he hangs in Hammy's Place. Whining is the new 2.9!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 8:47 pm, #195535
It amazes me when people complain about a 4.86. I remember when 2.9 was a score worth writing home about.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:44 pm, #195534
more confused than crying. I can live with it
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:42 pm, #195533
Shut up, crybaby.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:42 pm, #195531
12 straight 5L votes and then.............
5150monkeylove - September 21, 2010, 9:33 pm, #194957
BRAND NOOBS TAKE HEED....I had a lot of help beating this one out. I actually did not Ins***ost this one and got help from a lot of folks. The guidance is there if you ask for it.
forseti - September 20, 2010, 3:37 am, #194670
awesome!!
agdaniele - September 19, 2010, 11:52 pm, #194644
Well shouldered, 5150
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2010, 11:26 pm, #194642
I want to thank all who gave suggestions that led me to this.


DON'T GO AROUND SAYING THE WORLD OWES YOU A LIVING - The world owes you nothing. It was here first


TAGS: mark twain
Rating: 4.62/5

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maoworks2 - May 9, 2012, 6:58 am, #234408
One For The Road.


BAD NEWS - when evil black cars suddenly show up in your garage


TAGS: car lincoln continental mark iii evil
Rating: 1.63/5

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Kiwi_again - December 20, 2008, 10:32 pm, #45769
Where is that car from?


Achievement -


TAGS: on your mark been done
Rating: 4.75/5

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Silverheart - March 1, 2014, 2:59 am, #253355
I noticed the break in alphabetization, before username.... very sneaky, space...
Greeny - February 28, 2014, 4:35 am, #253351
hey, wait a minute...
GaryO - February 27, 2014, 10:35 pm, #253349
Subtle, yet…..somehow…..direct…..very direct. Doubt the fiery finger will notice, since it’s keeping rather busy poking its own puusssy.
Sho - February 27, 2014, 10:26 pm, #253348
Ohhhh this is GOLD XD. Brilliant, spacedog. 5/f


SOME PEOPLE - leave a mark on the world others leave a stain..




MARK - His interest in the military began at a very early age


TAGS: mark
Rating: 3.57/5

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Marty - June 27, 2009, 6:29 am, #90534
Billy get to the choppa!!!!!!!!
Mark - February 5, 2009, 2:56 pm, #57143
Thanks LogicDude! I thought that baby ph**o of me was lost and gone forever. You had to have dug down to the bottom of my 201 file for this.


CHANGE - Not always a good thing


TAGS: obama wall street stock market economy change
Rating: 2.24/5

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Dylan - July 26, 2009, 12:02 am, #99990
LOL he forgot the top of the graph. Also notice how it's BEFORE he got sworn in.
firefly - June 11, 2009, 2:58 pm, #86030
Are anti-obama idiots that stupid????????
know_it_all - June 11, 2009, 1:48 pm, #86012
the stock market
Paranoia - June 6, 2009, 11:38 pm, #84890
What is that graph supposed to represent?


DOWNTOWN -




DUELS - If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet retired spot and kill him. Mark Twain


TAGS: duels mark twain
Rating: 4.62/5

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THIS LITTLE PIGGIE - WILL BRB.




CIVILITY -


TAGS: marketplace of ideas
Rating: 3.56/5

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Zed - September 29, 2009, 1:46 pm, #122615
sorry, "Entered into the minds of..."
Zed - September 29, 2009, 1:46 pm, #122614
It isn't treason, but it certainly IS disrespectful, which I doubt entered into the (probably) self-proclaimed "patriots" who pull crap like this. It's the FLAG, it's MOT a T-Shirt, decal, bandanna, bikini bottom, or any of that other Crap.
Sean - September 29, 2009, 12:21 am, #122542
Since when is turning the flag into a golf shirt NOT treason? Is there a Constitutional Amendment I don't know about? Honestly people, I rely on you for input.
LogicDude - September 27, 2009, 12:06 am, #122031
Oh man I LOVE that game!
bOB cHIN - September 27, 2009, 12:01 am, #122029
Oh Chriss, I voted for Ross, under the delusion that a millionaire bussinessman could lead the nation. Little did I know, the USA isn't a business, it's a monopoly!
agdaniele - September 26, 2009, 11:49 pm, #122028
One person mentions Ross Perot, and I bet their argument ends in ***ioca pudding dreams.
Sean - September 26, 2009, 11:48 pm, #122027
Title to that: OLD FRIENDS
Sean - September 26, 2009, 11:47 pm, #122026
"I gave YOU the clap back in '67??? No! You gave ME the clap ... back in '67."
bOB cHIN - September 26, 2009, 10:44 pm, #122016
Err... crunterpoint
bOB cHIN - September 26, 2009, 10:44 pm, #122015
Point taken at counterpoint, (Jeez I gotta slow down on the juice, I typed ****erpoint, before I caught it)
Sean - September 26, 2009, 10:36 pm, #122013
I don't get yer point about Greenpeace, bOB. They roughed up some Inuit? When? But my point exactly about the finger pointing.
bOB cHIN - September 26, 2009, 10:28 pm, #122012
Greenpeace...Better living through Non-violence...unless we have to go upside those Harp Seal killing Eskimos heads! Nice poster Sean, however, pointing is still considered gauche at this range.
me - September 26, 2009, 7:28 pm, #121971
the aclu does NOT love this country, and you can judge thus by their continuing actions.
mallen - September 26, 2009, 6:50 pm, #121969
Punch her in the face!!!!


WHAT'S UP GIRL? - You like my ink?




Denmark -




ACCOUNTABILITY -




NO CALL LISTS - who needs 'em


TAGS: greeny telemarketer callhating
Rating: 4.54/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 13, 2012, 3:03 am, #237212
My dad-in-law answer5, and then uses an air horn.
Sho - July 11, 2012, 8:30 pm, #237183
>XD
GaryO - July 11, 2012, 7:37 pm, #237180
Oh what fun it is
Greeny - July 11, 2012, 7:03 pm, #237174
lol - thanks for the new ammo


FREE STUFF - In the digital age, if it's free, You're not the customer You're the product


TAGS: direct marketing data mining freebies
Rating: 4.46/5

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ughomer - November 5, 2012, 10:45 am, #240405
How TRUE - 5L.


WEDDING RECEPTIONS - this has the potential to be the best Ever


TAGS: mark your calenders
Rating: 4.39/5

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Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 12:02 pm, #189005
Jaeger is gonna bomb meister, nice! 5L


BREAKING UP - THINGS ARE CERTAINLY ABOUT TO.




BASIC MARKMANSHIP - If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.




FOR EVERY TASTE -




GOOD MARKETING -


TAGS: marketing legs up bacon
Rating: 4.82/5

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BoneCD - August 21, 2010, 6:32 am, #190252
ROR!!! 5 Poodles
jameswnash - August 20, 2010, 8:10 pm, #190170
Priceless, 5 prosthetic legs to you and a fav for me!
crankyhead - August 20, 2010, 7:46 pm, #190158
Fave'd
spacedog - August 20, 2010, 5:50 pm, #190112
Face, you kill me on a regular basis, but this is superb. 5'd and faved.
Airman - August 20, 2010, 1:42 pm, #190084
LOL


IF YOU HOLD -


TAGS: cats mark twain
Rating: 4.78/5

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Sean - May 4, 2011, 9:55 pm, #218083
Like how to see with your ears, and find your way around with the aid of a white cane.
Peso - May 4, 2011, 6:58 am, #218027
Profound! Felt the same way when I tagged my 2nd wife. 5Ls


JUST....ONE MORE VERSION?... -


TAGS: steve jobs greed marketsaturation
Rating: 3.6/5

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MPsniper - October 10, 2011, 4:34 pm, #224893
he had a LIVER transplant.
the1stCOMMI3 - October 10, 2011, 12:56 pm, #224882
joke is, he made so many iphones, but never got surgery to fight the cancer
CloudchaserS - October 10, 2011, 10:26 am, #224875
Ack, dies = died
CloudchaserS - October 10, 2011, 10:25 am, #224874
He dies from pancreatic cancer. What's the joke?
caveman - October 10, 2011, 9:14 am, #224873
That's cruel, sadistic and plain old mean..... I like it 5L


Blue Angels -


TAGS: mark twain quote
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - August 7, 2013, 8:38 pm, #248448
indeed
Greeny - August 7, 2013, 6:47 pm, #248447
Yeah, but in a 49 Luscombe you get way more time to enjoy it.
falloutghoul - August 7, 2013, 8:34 am, #248427
Yeah; the Blue Angels. :D


Anger -


TAGS: anger mark twain
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - September 5, 2013, 11:57 pm, #249326

Really nice one, Bobb!~~


discrimination -




FROM THE HOTEL SHEETZ -


TAGS: 1930s radio guy marks
Rating: 4.81/5

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GySgt1811 - April 26, 2011, 7:04 pm, #217415
My Goodness, Airman, you're really showing your age (and mine!) if you can rap that stchick!!! 5 Crystal Ballrooms.
Greeny - April 25, 2011, 6:47 pm, #217296
haha - what did you have for breakfast?


SLOTH -


TAGS: laziness road marking paint calendar
Rating: 4.17/5

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forseti - September 23, 2010, 12:45 am, #195113
Here are two other examples: http:www.eviltrash.to/content/gallery/bd686075.jpg LOL
Iconoclast - September 22, 2010, 10:46 pm, #195097
His job was to paint the lines, not pick up fallen branches. It would be an unfair labor practice for him to work out of his classification.
Sean - September 22, 2010, 5:40 pm, #195048
I love this one.
forseti - September 22, 2010, 4:36 pm, #195034
thx! Picture 5 L, poster idea 2 L... I was lazy ;)
crankyhead - September 22, 2010, 3:48 pm, #195032
5 lazy city workers. I love this one.


REFORM -


TAGS: life time human nature need religion atheism pope spiritual joke fake logo mark twain quote
Rating: 3.38/5

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Chateaux - August 18, 2009, 9:03 am, #109418
GREAT!!!
Ed-Hyde - August 18, 2009, 7:47 am, #109391
Absolutely Amsome!


GOOD MARKETING - It makes even crap sellable


TAGS: marketing crap plushies
Rating: 2.23/5

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Hypercat-Z - July 20, 2009, 8:04 pm, #97439
http://www.peeandpoo.com/eng/flasheng.asp
einseiji - July 7, 2009, 4:10 pm, #94382
My my where the hell did you find this lovely.... Product.


SNARKY COMPLIMENT -




MARK RONSON - He can play records


TAGS: mark ronson records
Rating: 2.05/5


DEPRESSION -




IMPRESSION - If you want to be remembered after you are gone...leave one.


TAGS: dinosaur tracks mark impression insight
Rating: 4.32/5

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Laevian - May 23, 2012, 5:38 am, #235002
really good one to start a working day with. Cheers !
steve1961 - May 22, 2012, 12:40 pm, #234970
Thanks so much:)
GaryO - May 22, 2012, 9:14 am, #234966
d*** steve, this is excellent


TATS -


TAGS: permanent mark fail
Rating: 4.26/5

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Cloudchaser - June 23, 2011, 2:29 am, #220444
ack, "one art" = "one arm"
Cloudchaser - June 23, 2011, 2:28 am, #220443
If you your tat doesn't symbolize something you have a connection with, it's just art, nothing more. *has a tat of a pawprint on one art and his anthro self on the other*
Krissie - June 22, 2011, 10:58 pm, #220433
Im all for tattoos...as of now, i only have ONE...but i thought about what I wanted for THREE years. "sleeves" aint for me,,you want em, fine...but...I honestly think this chick will be sorry in another 20 years as age takes a toll...
Derek - June 22, 2011, 7:18 pm, #220416
Wisdom that will come in time to a lot of the impetuous.


TALIBAN FLEA MARKET... -


TAGS: taliban fleamarket mortar
Rating: 2.7/5

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Kman - November 30, 2010, 8:05 am, #204810
the headline is awesome but the text under it sucks


THE STOCK MARKET - A casino for lazy people


TAGS: casino for lazy people stock market
Rating: 2.36/5

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GreyScorpion - January 13, 2010, 5:31 pm, #152661
you got a 3 out of 4 chance
mmmBingSoo - January 13, 2010, 5:23 pm, #152658
the mod who approved this must be a smart one eh


GAY TEST - Congratulations, You Get Top Marks !!




DON'T DRILL HERE - And you can quote me on that


TAGS: quotation marks punctuation grammer sign electrical wires
Rating: 1.82/5

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rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:30 pm, #201736

and this guy is a critic? amazing.
Jas - July 13, 2010, 7:31 pm, #184548
Mr E. Cables exhibits once again, wisdom beyond his years.
Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 2:11 pm, #184491
This could have been done better i think. that or i am missing the point on this? Pic could be used for todays calender topic.


TEMPTATION -


TAGS: temptation cowardice mark twain calendar
Rating: 5/5

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gas - May 1, 2012, 10:10 am, #234032
thx Gary!
GaryO - May 1, 2012, 9:31 am, #234026
Yup. Good to see yer stuff, Gas, always.


Goodbye ! -


TAGS: marker
Rating: 5/5

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motinet - April 27, 2015, 7:35 pm, #260973

test
maoworks2 - February 19, 2014, 2:40 pm, #253088
Hope Not !
GaryO - February 13, 2014, 8:38 am, #252868
Comes in threes…Sid Caesar, Shirley Temple….if I were Abe Vigoda, I’d be sweatin bullets ‘bout now.
ughomer - February 12, 2014, 7:54 am, #252845
Animal Crackers in my soup no more.


Warrantless Wiretaps -




take a picture, it'll last longer -


TAGS: sales electronics marketing prices to hell with it all
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - August 28, 2013, 11:11 am, #249143
I remember my first 250G external hard drive (bought to use as backup storage) costing $180 then a year later, the same thing was selling for $99 :-P


So... -


TAGS: charities direct marketing fundraising
Rating: 4.92/5

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rerun - November 24, 2013, 6:30 pm, #251157

Not true, I no longer keep a Kosher house.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 23, 2013, 11:16 pm, #251139
He says he loves beef, but he'll only spring for beef substitute.
GaryO - November 23, 2013, 9:18 pm, #251132
I so love a verbal battle of the titans. Yer turn Moooooooooooooooooou. Oh, wait, rerun just found the smidgeon of copper in his dime shred, doubt he’ll be back for a while.
rerun - November 23, 2013, 8:56 pm, #251128

I still love you, but bite me beef boy
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 23, 2013, 8:37 pm, #251127
I know there's a joke here about Rerun being Jewish and shredding a dime.....someone help me put it together. I won't sleep until I have closure on this issue.
TheSanityInspector - November 23, 2013, 2:43 pm, #251125
Ouch!
rerun - November 23, 2013, 11:49 am, #251124

I shred all my "junk" mail. I received a letter like this, didn't realize there was a coin in it. Needless to say, that dime cost me $149.99 for a ruined shredder
Silverheart - November 22, 2013, 6:10 pm, #251118
Nice! Think of the un***ped potential of all the nickels... all the coins, for that matter, currently in the world.


Healing -




Market Crashed -




LABORATORY ANIMALS -




Unknown -




HEAVEN GOES BY FAVOR... - If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. Mark Twain




love triangles -




Missed the mark -




OVERLORD DOUCHEBAG -


TAGS: overlord douchebag 21 birthday wiser question mark goes here
Rating: 4.42/5

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DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:36 pm, #129323
thank you for posting this, i love it
temp - October 21, 2009, 11:36 pm, #129322
The guy on the left looks too happy in this poster. Very suspicious...


PRECIOUS METALS QUOTES -




The humiliation of Mr t boone pickens -




QUANDARY -


TAGS: this little timmy went to market this little timmy stayed home
Rating: 4.12/5

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Cubbybear - April 3, 2010, 9:40 pm, #169269
I'm starting to like this guy....very funny
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 9:31 pm, #169267
Beautiful. 5
forseti - April 3, 2010, 12:10 pm, #169144
mmhhh... not sure if i get it right. is it only a play on words? or a dis to whining people? anyway, i stumble across the wine...*g*


WORKED FOR ME -


TAGS: marketing ad tactics
Rating: 3.82/5

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Verdeckt - June 12, 2011, 11:52 am, #219912
I like the subtle ones.


THE ONE PERCENT SPEAK UP -




SURF'S UP - Surfing on the Internet is like sex; everyone boasts about doing more than they actually do. But in the case of the 'net, it's a lot more.




UNDERLYING CAUSE -




PREZ POKER 2 -




WILLIS GROUP RENAMES SEARS TOWER -


TAGS: landmark
Rating: 3.4/5

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Mark - March 13, 2009, 10:08 pm, #65609
And yet another. So how about you just STFU and GTFO. The world would be a better place.


SPACEBALLS, THE COMB -


TAGS: spaceball comb marketing useless dum
Rating: 3.11/5

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DavidLister - March 9, 2011, 9:12 pm, #213907
"We ain't found ****!"


BORING, OREGON -


TAGS: tourism marketing vacation boring
Rating: 3/5

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Faceplant31 - August 19, 2010, 5:58 pm, #189999
Meh, no real wow factor Icon. Not bad but not a 5.


THE ONLY THING HARDER -




MARKETING - Now, This Is How It's Done




TO WELL KNOWN MOTIFAKERS... - (such as Cubbybear, Logicdude, and Mark) Viva la motifake and crunk aint dead!!!


TAGS: cubbybear mark logicdude crunk
Rating: 2.64/5

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LogicDude - June 25, 2009, 2:52 pm, #89957
WHAT!? Yeeeeeaaaahhhh! OOOOOKAY!!!


AL FRANKEN -


TAGS: begging will work for earmarket charity
Rating: 2.55/5


H.C. Andersen -




IN MY EYES - It actually improved that cheap PRE-FAB HOUSE. Next time go with LANG STONE BRO!!




LEGOLAND - AKA Denmark




Last Picture -


TAGS: piture trsmple stomp wow mark
Rating: 1.33/5

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Silverheart - January 8, 2014, 5:28 am, #252010
This would probably do well at respawned - a video game specific site


PRODUCT BRANDING -


TAGS: important marketing investors negative image
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 23, 2014, 6:38 pm, #257342
Gary O, lovin your show! I hope you laughed and pee-cola'd your pants! Where I live, if you listen, you'll hear banjos playing!
GaryO - October 23, 2014, 10:10 am, #257327
Izzat a dis, Mizzdizz? If so, it’s a purty good one
motifayk - October 23, 2014, 6:42 am, #257324
and in Hindi (India) pee means 'drink' or 'to drink' (verb form).
mizzdizz - October 23, 2014, 3:19 am, #257320
That has the appropriate redneck visual response to the mass consumption of the aforementioned product complete with spelling of name and bonus points for distance and accuracy and number of hogs summoned by call?
GaryO - October 23, 2014, 12:02 am, #257318
I can just see the commerical; from mountian top to mountain top in the Agumatsa Range……hollerin’ ‘PEEEEE-C-O-O-O-O-L-L-L-L-A-A-A-A’
Thedge - October 22, 2014, 11:36 pm, #257316
They need a poster boy - Bear Grylls ?


a cat named richard -




At this location: -


TAGS: king kong left his mark pratfall
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 21, 2015, 6:32 am, #261324
Yup! Some chicks like a shorter 'ride', some chicks like a longer 'ride', but yes, size matters!
concern3 - May 21, 2015, 3:29 am, #261321
so size does matter


Salesmanship -


TAGS: lies dishonesty marketing sales deception
Rating: 4.67/5

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Onegin - July 28, 2015, 10:07 am, #262145
Thank you. Yes I have. They used to come around my farm all the time.
mizzdizz - July 28, 2015, 12:12 am, #262143
LOL! Swamper humor! You ever SMELL one of these things? 5 L


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