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Mark Demotivational Poster


TAGS: hey mark no tunneling here
Rating: 2.93/5

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mrwhyte - September 13, 2010, 7:48 pm
This is asolutely hilarious especially with how atheists get so bent out of shape.. They have artificially created bacteria.. Which now can lead to more theories we are just a scientific experiment.. Hey someone has put props out to our alien overlords.
forseti - April 4, 2010, 6:49 pm
Don't believe in any god but this is great! 5 ;)
Occupo Noctis - January 4, 2010, 5:08 pm
Somebody light a match.. too many brain farts in here...
mitchell93 - November 3, 2009, 11:11 am
at least there is proof of the big bang homo
Ed-Hyde - August 26, 2009, 3:30 pm
Full theory of life, Science edition. http://www.motifake.com/view.php?id=67540
LogicDude - August 26, 2009, 3:07 pm
Big Bang...yeah, that's what your Mom said...is that realistic enough you prick?
John Doe - August 26, 2009, 2:41 pm
The big bang formed debris which clung to each other because of the gravitational pulls.They eventually became as large as planets.chemical reactions formed bacteria that evolved into life forms.More realistic than a prick that created life out of nothing
BoneCD - July 31, 2009, 8:23 am
Mad cow to you pin ***k
Harrison - July 31, 2009, 7:38 am
This is bull****. The person who made this has the mental capacity and open-mindedness of a dead cow.
Guest - March 20, 2009, 3:26 pm
Ugh. This poster is about as accurate about atheism as the "makes perfect sense" posters against religion are.
Nero V - March 12, 2009, 9:23 pm
An atheist is someone who doesn't believe in any gods. Not 'God' with a capital G, this is a specific reference to the Abrahamic god. We simply don't believe in any gods at all.
logic - March 10, 2009, 10:09 pm
well did a little reading and it seems were haveing a etymology argument that has been had many a time. either one of us could be right, i conced since i could be wrong or right but either way it dosent matter the final result is nearly identical.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:56 pm
look at the root of the word (adding a before theism) the origin of the word refered to people who rejected all forms of theism yes thats rejecting there theorys of god, and i understand paganism is broad and it may not be necessarily a theistic belief
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:53 pm
atheism |ˈāθēˌizəm| noun the theory or belief that God does not exist. Do you know anything about religion? OBVIOUSLY NOT! I am a Pagan, and paganism is a very broad religion, and very open to interpretation.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:50 pm
sorry but the word itself not what people have come to use as the common term simply means a rejection of theism (hence a-theist) while some pagans may claim atheism but paganism can be argues to be a type of theism so dosent quite work
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:50 pm
The funny thing is- I bet you're one of those people who claim to be atheist and have no idea what Atheism is.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:47 pm
also there was no magic, the expantion of the universe is all physics and extractions of events that can be tested small scale today. and not knowing what was before the universe (we have some good theroys) isnt the same as saying it came from nothing
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:46 pm
Atheism is not believing in a God, actually ''logic''. There are Pagan Atheists. You're thinking nihilist.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:44 pm
actually atheism is being non theist, or not accepting religions. so its a rejection of belief. not to mention saying something came from nothing then became something is a straw man simple minded theists use because they wont reserch the theorys
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:17 pm
Atheism is more of a belief

REDBULL GIVES YOU WINGS - MD 20/20 gets you tread marks ...

TAGS: redbull wings maddog tread marks
Rating: 4.65/5

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Hannor32 - August 11, 2012, 10:14 am
U just made my day ;)


TAGS: hallmark moment eagle soaring
Rating: 4.71/5

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motinet - June 3, 2011, 7:02 pm

Motivating posters should really go on motivationaltwist.com.

IF YOU PICK UP A STARVING DOG - and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.


TAGS: bookmark not included
Rating: 4.65/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2014, 12:59 pm
It's actually simple to figure out; uuuuuuuh....
CloudchaserS - September 29, 2012, 12:02 am
Some say that men are from Mars. Not true. There is no beer, p*** or sports on Mars, so men can't be from there.
maoworks2 - September 28, 2012, 2:56 pm
That's A Good One And True !
GaryO - September 28, 2012, 2:20 pm
Heh heh, I got that very book and passed it on A great read, I might add.
ughomer - September 28, 2012, 1:40 pm
Thanks, Mariand!!
mariand - September 28, 2012, 1:35 pm
nice one... watch out these days... I "cook" something on this subject...hehehe


MARKETING - Problem is the consequence of our perfect solution

TAGS: marketing business
Rating: 4.82/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2014, 1:01 pm
Something similar happened with my windshield. I suspect conspiracy.



TAGS: skid marks
Rating: 4.52/5

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Verdeckt - February 3, 2012, 2:11 am
Holy ****! See what I did there ?


TAGS: customer service is part of target marketing
Rating: 4.08/5

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BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 6:29 pm

MARKETING GENIUS - I definitely think they are on to something ...

TAGS: marketing genius chocolate menstration supplies
Rating: 4.54/5

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MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 9:34 pm
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:53 pm
So, tell me, was it the quality of the chocolate that showed the best results or the COST of the chocolate?
Bolverk37782 - May 20, 2012, 4:31 am
Maybe if the Chocolate was a decent one, As the elder brother of FOUR sisters I know the tactical & strategic importance of the use of chocolate as a stress reduction/distraction tool!!!
MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 9:46 pm
Oh yeah...from someone that knows!

SIXPACK TATTOO - So the ladies can reject you with a smile. No... disgust. Stretch marks? Dude, you DESERVE to get clubbed from behind.

CAPTAIN TSUBASA - Who needs teamwork when you can break the laws of physics ?

TAGS: captain tsubasa holly hatton benji price mark lenders
Rating: 2.7/5

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V-Tech - April 23, 2009, 1:48 pm
it kicks in any moment!
Alexiel - August 14, 2008, 7:19 pm
snowkids, shadows, and much more from the galactic cup, watch some cartoons too



TAGS: skid mark protected just mix with your dirty laundry on the floor
Rating: 3.41/5

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BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 10:41 am
Thanks Veg
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 10:04 am
1L on this poster, BTW. It's awful.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:56 am
LOL...That's a nice outlook. I'll try that, Bone.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:53 am
Agreed. I'll sum it up like this: Just because I mention a problem doesn't make me any less aware that the problem is unsolvable. The Timmys have enough satisfaction as is... They're not gonna force silence on me, too. If that makes me a complainer, o wel
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:48 am
I just a5sume it's my Mother-In-Law voting...cause no matter how much GD money you make it's never good enough for her baby.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:41 am
Never thought is was Veg. It's the chemically imbalanced of society that fear the truth...nothing more nothing less.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:38 am
That's not directed towards you, by the way...
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:38 am
I gotcha Bone, but I'm not worked up at all. I'm just typing words on a keyboard. It may look or seem like more than it is, but somewhere beyond the a**umption of anger, I said something that's actually true. I'm wondering when that became a bad thing.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:31 am
down the list and smack a 1L on every d*** poster that makes me sick.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:30 am
Timmies come and Timmies go...no sense getting worked up over it Veggie! I've been here a long time and am use to it. It's the anonymous Timmies that just trip your trigger. If someone thinks it's a 1L I'm fine with that. It's just the trolls that run...
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:25 am
My bad bro, but if everyone else is gonna be afraid to say it for fear of being ridiculed for "arguing on the internet," then that's fine. That doesn't mean what I'm saying is any less true. If you're a ***k, I'll call you a ***k. Internet or not, Timmys.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:15 am
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:11 am
There's a big difference between a 5 and a 1. I mean, if you kinda don't like the poster, give it d*** 3 or 4. But 1? Seriously?
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:08 am
Thanks sickartist. And Veggie you were right, the 1L's just came down the pike!
sickartist - December 26, 2009, 8:32 am
Nice when a twisted idea comes to fruition 5L

MARK WAHLBERG - Because Matt Damon was busy shooting a real movie.

TAGS: mark wahlberg
Rating: 2.79/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 9, 2013, 3:04 pm
Thank you for screwing up Max Payne.
mikeloeven - September 25, 2012, 2:13 pm
Matt Damon can act !!! ???? who knew :/

FLEA MARKET MONTGOMERY - It's just like... It's just like... A Mini-mawl...

TAGS: flea market montgomery mini mall mawl eyes eye
Rating: 1.46/5

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13thCat - May 12, 2009, 6:01 am
Oh god this made me lol

HALLMARK - Always there for us when we can't find those special words.

operation market garden -

OPTIMISM - "Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today." - Mark Twain

LEGO - Nothing says creativity quite like Lego. And they aren't necessarily talking about your kid.

TAGS: jobs children marketing
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 20, 2013, 7:42 pm
Space.....where did you think those teeny weeny people came from? Glad to see yo....your avatar gracing the place...again teehee.
spacedog - February 20, 2013, 7:25 pm
HA! This must be the sequel to their "fun with procreation" set. ;)
MissPriss - February 20, 2013, 3:07 pm
Mine were anything I could torture my little brother with...teehee! Thanks for the comment Ugs.
ughomer - February 20, 2013, 2:40 pm
Tinker Toys were my Mom's fav's while my Old Man preferred Lincoln Logs!

TRYING - Is the first step to failure.

TAGS: thats going to leave a mark
Rating: 4.12/5

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Iconoclast - August 24, 2010, 9:19 pm
But, TRYING is also the first step to success. If you try, you may fail. If you fail to try, you will never succeed.
crankyhead - August 24, 2010, 9:16 pm
nice poster AA
pzykosiz - August 24, 2010, 8:56 pm
an old one, but a good one, 5L's
spacedog - August 24, 2010, 7:02 pm
HA! Nice one. Good thing he's wearing a helmet or he might have messed his hair up. 5L
Faceplant31 - August 24, 2010, 6:57 pm
Looks familiar. 5L

DEDICATION - Taking Google maps to a whole new level

VISITING - When we have company, they usually don't overstay their welcome.


TAGS: marketing 101
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - October 30, 2010, 8:47 pm


TAGS: greybeard stain underwear skidmark
Rating: 4.83/5

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5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 9:06 pm
Got it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 9:04 pm
It seems that I don't know what I'm talking about....as usual.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 9:00 pm
Pat's Place is only a chat room for established regulars. You are reading too much into it.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:59 pm
Im now waiting for Don Scorpion to post saying he has an "offer I can't refuse" if I switch over to Pat's.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 8:56 pm
Read the fine print, as long as you follow the rules and don't get sand in your v*****, everyone is welcome at Pat's.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:55 pm
Oh Moo, nobody says Im cool. ***y, but not cool. olo
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:54 pm
Aggy, I stay out of Pat's place not because of the service or the food. I keep my distance because I am still brand new, and havent truly proven myself yet. I will jump in eventually
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 8:52 pm
now he plays the "my friends like it and my mom says I'm cool" card.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:50 pm
I plead guilty to curious noobishness. I had a lot of suggestions and help on this one. I really dont worry about score anymore. If I like it, and some of my friends enjoy it, then I am satisfied.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:50 pm
That's why he hangs in Hammy's Place. Whining is the new 2.9!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 8:47 pm
It amazes me when people complain about a 4.86. I remember when 2.9 was a score worth writing home about.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:44 pm
more confused than crying. I can live with it
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:42 pm
Shut up, crybaby.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:42 pm
12 straight 5L votes and then.............
5150monkeylove - September 21, 2010, 9:33 pm
BRAND NOOBS TAKE HEED....I had a lot of help beating this one out. I actually did not Ins***ost this one and got help from a lot of folks. The guidance is there if you ask for it.
forseti - September 20, 2010, 3:37 am
agdaniele - September 19, 2010, 11:52 pm
Well shouldered, 5150
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2010, 11:26 pm
I want to thank all who gave suggestions that led me to this.

DON'T GO AROUND SAYING THE WORLD OWES YOU A LIVING - The world owes you nothing. It was here first

TAGS: mark twain
Rating: 4.62/5

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maoworks2 - May 9, 2012, 6:58 am
One For The Road.

BAD NEWS - when evil black cars suddenly show up in your garage

TAGS: car lincoln continental mark iii evil
Rating: 1.63/5

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Kiwi_again - December 20, 2008, 10:32 pm
Where is that car from?

Achievement -

TAGS: on your mark been done
Rating: 4.75/5

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Silverheart - March 1, 2014, 2:59 am
I noticed the break in alphabetization, before username.... very sneaky, space...
Greeny - February 28, 2014, 4:35 am
hey, wait a minute...
GaryO - February 27, 2014, 10:35 pm
Subtle, yet…..somehow…..direct…..very direct. Doubt the fiery finger will notice, since it’s keeping rather busy poking its own puusssy.
Sho - February 27, 2014, 10:26 pm
Ohhhh this is GOLD XD. Brilliant, spacedog. 5/f

SOME PEOPLE - leave a mark on the world others leave a stain..

MARK - His interest in the military began at a very early age

TAGS: mark
Rating: 3.57/5

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Marty - June 27, 2009, 6:29 am
Billy get to the choppa!!!!!!!!
Mark - February 5, 2009, 2:56 pm
Thanks LogicDude! I thought that baby ph**o of me was lost and gone forever. You had to have dug down to the bottom of my 201 file for this.

CHANGE - Not always a good thing

TAGS: obama wall street stock market economy change
Rating: 2.24/5

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Dylan - July 26, 2009, 12:02 am
LOL he forgot the top of the graph. Also notice how it's BEFORE he got sworn in.
firefly - June 11, 2009, 2:58 pm
Are anti-obama idiots that stupid????????
know_it_all - June 11, 2009, 1:48 pm
the stock market
Paranoia - June 6, 2009, 11:38 pm
What is that graph supposed to represent?


DUELS - If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet retired spot and kill him. Mark Twain

TAGS: duels mark twain
Rating: 4.62/5

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TAGS: marketplace of ideas
Rating: 3.56/5

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Zed - September 29, 2009, 1:46 pm
sorry, "Entered into the minds of..."
Zed - September 29, 2009, 1:46 pm
It isn't treason, but it certainly IS disrespectful, which I doubt entered into the (probably) self-proclaimed "patriots" who pull crap like this. It's the FLAG, it's MOT a T-Shirt, decal, bandanna, bikini bottom, or any of that other Crap.
Sean - September 29, 2009, 12:21 am
Since when is turning the flag into a golf shirt NOT treason? Is there a Constitutional Amendment I don't know about? Honestly people, I rely on you for input.
LogicDude - September 27, 2009, 12:06 am
Oh man I LOVE that game!
bOB cHIN - September 27, 2009, 12:01 am
Oh Chriss, I voted for Ross, under the delusion that a millionaire bussinessman could lead the nation. Little did I know, the USA isn't a business, it's a monopoly!
agdaniele - September 26, 2009, 11:49 pm
One person mentions Ross Perot, and I bet their argument ends in ***ioca pudding dreams.
Sean - September 26, 2009, 11:48 pm
Title to that: OLD FRIENDS
Sean - September 26, 2009, 11:47 pm
"I gave YOU the clap back in '67??? No! You gave ME the clap ... back in '67."
bOB cHIN - September 26, 2009, 10:44 pm
Err... crunterpoint
bOB cHIN - September 26, 2009, 10:44 pm
Point taken at counterpoint, (Jeez I gotta slow down on the juice, I typed ****erpoint, before I caught it)
Sean - September 26, 2009, 10:36 pm
I don't get yer point about Greenpeace, bOB. They roughed up some Inuit? When? But my point exactly about the finger pointing.
bOB cHIN - September 26, 2009, 10:28 pm
Greenpeace...Better living through Non-violence...unless we have to go upside those Harp Seal killing Eskimos heads! Nice poster Sean, however, pointing is still considered gauche at this range.
me - September 26, 2009, 7:28 pm
the aclu does NOT love this country, and you can judge thus by their continuing actions.
mallen - September 26, 2009, 6:50 pm
Punch her in the face!!!!

WHAT'S UP GIRL? - You like my ink?

Denmark -


NO CALL LISTS - who needs 'em

TAGS: greeny telemarketer callhating
Rating: 4.54/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 13, 2012, 3:03 am
My dad-in-law answer5, and then uses an air horn.
Sho - July 11, 2012, 8:30 pm
GaryO - July 11, 2012, 7:37 pm
Oh what fun it is
Greeny - July 11, 2012, 7:03 pm
lol - thanks for the new ammo

FREE STUFF - In the digital age, if it's free, You're not the customer You're the product

TAGS: direct marketing data mining freebies
Rating: 4.46/5

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ughomer - November 5, 2012, 10:45 am
How TRUE - 5L.

WEDDING RECEPTIONS - this has the potential to be the best Ever

TAGS: mark your calenders
Rating: 4.39/5

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Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 12:02 pm
Jaeger is gonna bomb meister, nice! 5L


BASIC MARKMANSHIP - If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.



TAGS: marketing legs up bacon
Rating: 4.83/5

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BoneCD - August 21, 2010, 6:32 am
ROR!!! 5 Poodles
jameswnash - August 20, 2010, 8:10 pm
Priceless, 5 prosthetic legs to you and a fav for me!
crankyhead - August 20, 2010, 7:46 pm
spacedog - August 20, 2010, 5:50 pm
Face, you kill me on a regular basis, but this is superb. 5'd and faved.
Airman - August 20, 2010, 1:42 pm


TAGS: cats mark twain
Rating: 4.78/5

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Sean - May 4, 2011, 9:55 pm
Like how to see with your ears, and find your way around with the aid of a white cane.
Peso - May 4, 2011, 6:58 am
Profound! Felt the same way when I tagged my 2nd wife. 5Ls


TAGS: steve jobs greed marketsaturation
Rating: 3.6/5

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MPsniper - October 10, 2011, 4:34 pm
he had a LIVER transplant.
the1stCOMMI3 - October 10, 2011, 12:56 pm
joke is, he made so many iphones, but never got surgery to fight the cancer
CloudchaserS - October 10, 2011, 10:26 am
Ack, dies = died
CloudchaserS - October 10, 2011, 10:25 am
He dies from pancreatic cancer. What's the joke?
caveman - October 10, 2011, 9:14 am
That's cruel, sadistic and plain old mean..... I like it 5L

Blue Angels -

TAGS: mark twain quote
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - August 7, 2013, 8:38 pm
Greeny - August 7, 2013, 6:47 pm
Yeah, but in a 49 Luscombe you get way more time to enjoy it.
falloutghoul - August 7, 2013, 8:34 am
Yeah; the Blue Angels. :D

Anger -

TAGS: anger mark twain
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - September 5, 2013, 11:57 pm

Really nice one, Bobb!~~

discrimination -


TAGS: 1930s radio guy marks
Rating: 4.81/5

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GySgt1811 - April 26, 2011, 7:04 pm
My Goodness, Airman, you're really showing your age (and mine!) if you can rap that stchick!!! 5 Crystal Ballrooms.
Greeny - April 25, 2011, 6:47 pm
haha - what did you have for breakfast?


TAGS: laziness road marking paint calendar
Rating: 4.17/5

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forseti - September 23, 2010, 12:45 am
Here are two other examples: http:www.eviltrash.to/content/gallery/bd686075.jpg LOL
Iconoclast - September 22, 2010, 10:46 pm
His job was to paint the lines, not pick up fallen branches. It would be an unfair labor practice for him to work out of his classification.
Sean - September 22, 2010, 5:40 pm
I love this one.
forseti - September 22, 2010, 4:36 pm
thx! Picture 5 L, poster idea 2 L... I was lazy ;)
crankyhead - September 22, 2010, 3:48 pm
5 lazy city workers. I love this one.


TAGS: life time human nature need religion atheism pope spiritual joke fake logo mark twain quote
Rating: 3.38/5

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Chateaux - August 18, 2009, 9:03 am
Ed-Hyde - August 18, 2009, 7:47 am
Absolutely Amsome!

GOOD MARKETING - It makes even crap sellable

TAGS: marketing crap plushies
Rating: 2.23/5

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Hypercat-Z - July 20, 2009, 8:04 pm
einseiji - July 7, 2009, 4:10 pm
My my where the hell did you find this lovely.... Product.


MARK RONSON - He can play records

TAGS: mark ronson records
Rating: 2.05/5


IMPRESSION - If you want to be remembered after you are gone...leave one.

TAGS: dinosaur tracks mark impression insight
Rating: 4.32/5

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Laevian - May 23, 2012, 5:38 am
really good one to start a working day with. Cheers !
steve1961 - May 22, 2012, 12:40 pm
Thanks so much:)
GaryO - May 22, 2012, 9:14 am
d*** steve, this is excellent


TAGS: permanent mark fail
Rating: 4.26/5

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Cloudchaser - June 23, 2011, 2:29 am
ack, "one art" = "one arm"
Cloudchaser - June 23, 2011, 2:28 am
If you your tat doesn't symbolize something you have a connection with, it's just art, nothing more. *has a tat of a pawprint on one art and his anthro self on the other*
Krissie - June 22, 2011, 10:58 pm
Im all for tattoos...as of now, i only have ONE...but i thought about what I wanted for THREE years. "sleeves" aint for me,,you want em, fine...but...I honestly think this chick will be sorry in another 20 years as age takes a toll...
Derek - June 22, 2011, 7:18 pm
Wisdom that will come in time to a lot of the impetuous.


TAGS: taliban fleamarket mortar
Rating: 2.7/5

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Kman - November 30, 2010, 8:05 am
the headline is awesome but the text under it sucks

THE STOCK MARKET - A casino for lazy people

TAGS: casino for lazy people stock market
Rating: 2.36/5

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GreyScorpion - January 13, 2010, 5:31 pm
you got a 3 out of 4 chance
mmmBingSoo - January 13, 2010, 5:23 pm
the mod who approved this must be a smart one eh

GAY TEST - Congratulations, You Get Top Marks !!

DON'T DRILL HERE - And you can quote me on that

TAGS: quotation marks punctuation grammer sign electrical wires
Rating: 1.82/5

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rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:30 pm

and this guy is a critic? amazing.
Jas - July 13, 2010, 7:31 pm
Mr E. Cables exhibits once again, wisdom beyond his years.
Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 2:11 pm
This could have been done better i think. that or i am missing the point on this? Pic could be used for todays calender topic.


TAGS: temptation cowardice mark twain calendar
Rating: 5/5

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gas - May 1, 2012, 10:10 am
thx Gary!
GaryO - May 1, 2012, 9:31 am
Yup. Good to see yer stuff, Gas, always.

Goodbye ! -

TAGS: marker
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - February 19, 2014, 2:40 pm
Hope Not !
GaryO - February 13, 2014, 8:38 am
Comes in threes…Sid Caesar, Shirley Temple….if I were Abe Vigoda, I’d be sweatin bullets ‘bout now.
ughomer - February 12, 2014, 7:54 am
Animal Crackers in my soup no more.

Warrantless Wiretaps -

take a picture, it'll last longer -

TAGS: sales electronics marketing prices to hell with it all
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - August 28, 2013, 11:11 am
I remember my first 250G external hard drive (bought to use as backup storage) costing $180 then a year later, the same thing was selling for $99 :-P

So... -

TAGS: charities direct marketing fundraising
Rating: 4.92/5

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rerun - November 24, 2013, 6:30 pm

Not true, I no longer keep a Kosher house.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 23, 2013, 11:16 pm
He says he loves beef, but he'll only spring for beef substitute.
GaryO - November 23, 2013, 9:18 pm
I so love a verbal battle of the titans. Yer turn Moooooooooooooooooou. Oh, wait, rerun just found the smidgeon of copper in his dime shred, doubt he’ll be back for a while.
rerun - November 23, 2013, 8:56 pm

I still love you, but bite me beef boy
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 23, 2013, 8:37 pm
I know there's a joke here about Rerun being Jewish and shredding a dime.....someone help me put it together. I won't sleep until I have closure on this issue.
TheSanityInspector - November 23, 2013, 2:43 pm
rerun - November 23, 2013, 11:49 am

I shred all my "junk" mail. I received a letter like this, didn't realize there was a coin in it. Needless to say, that dime cost me $149.99 for a ruined shredder
Silverheart - November 22, 2013, 6:10 pm
Nice! Think of the un***ped potential of all the nickels... all the coins, for that matter, currently in the world.

Healing -

Market Crashed -


Unknown -

HEAVEN GOES BY FAVOR... - If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. Mark Twain

love triangles -

Missed the mark -


TAGS: overlord douchebag 21 birthday wiser question mark goes here
Rating: 4.42/5

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DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:36 pm
thank you for posting this, i love it
temp - October 21, 2009, 11:36 pm
The guy on the left looks too happy in this poster. Very suspicious...


The humiliation of Mr t boone pickens -


TAGS: this little timmy went to market this little timmy stayed home
Rating: 4.12/5

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Cubbybear - April 3, 2010, 9:40 pm
I'm starting to like this guy....very funny
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 9:31 pm
Beautiful. 5
forseti - April 3, 2010, 12:10 pm
mmhhh... not sure if i get it right. is it only a play on words? or a dis to whining people? anyway, i stumble across the wine...*g*


TAGS: marketing ad tactics
Rating: 3.82/5

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Verdeckt - June 12, 2011, 11:52 am
I like the subtle ones.


SURF'S UP - Surfing on the Internet is like sex; everyone boasts about doing more than they actually do. But in the case of the 'net, it's a lot more.




TAGS: landmark
Rating: 3.4/5

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Mark - March 13, 2009, 10:08 pm
And yet another. So how about you just STFU and GTFO. The world would be a better place.


TAGS: spaceball comb marketing useless dum
Rating: 3.11/5

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DavidLister - March 9, 2011, 9:12 pm
"We ain't found ****!"


TAGS: tourism marketing vacation boring
Rating: 3/5

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Faceplant31 - August 19, 2010, 5:58 pm
Meh, no real wow factor Icon. Not bad but not a 5.


MARKETING - Now, This Is How It's Done

TO WELL KNOWN MOTIFAKERS... - (such as Cubbybear, Logicdude, and Mark) Viva la motifake and crunk aint dead!!!

TAGS: cubbybear mark logicdude crunk
Rating: 2.64/5

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LogicDude - June 25, 2009, 2:52 pm
WHAT!? Yeeeeeaaaahhhh! OOOOOKAY!!!


TAGS: begging will work for earmarket charity
Rating: 2.55/5

H.C. Andersen -

IN MY EYES - It actually improved that cheap PRE-FAB HOUSE. Next time go with LANG STONE BRO!!


Last Picture -

TAGS: piture trsmple stomp wow mark
Rating: 1.33/5

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Silverheart - January 8, 2014, 5:28 am
This would probably do well at respawned - a video game specific site


TAGS: important marketing investors negative image
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 23, 2014, 6:38 pm
Gary O, lovin your show! I hope you laughed and pee-cola'd your pants! Where I live, if you listen, you'll hear banjos playing!
GaryO - October 23, 2014, 10:10 am
Izzat a dis, Mizzdizz? If so, it’s a purty good one
motifayk - October 23, 2014, 6:42 am
and in Hindi (India) pee means 'drink' or 'to drink' (verb form).
mizzdizz - October 23, 2014, 3:19 am
That has the appropriate redneck visual response to the mass consumption of the aforementioned product complete with spelling of name and bonus points for distance and accuracy and number of hogs summoned by call?
GaryO - October 23, 2014, 12:02 am
I can just see the commerical; from mountian top to mountain top in the Agumatsa Range……hollerin’ ‘PEEEEE-C-O-O-O-O-L-L-L-L-A-A-A-A’
Thedge - October 22, 2014, 11:36 pm
They need a poster boy - Bear Grylls ?

a cat named richard -

At this location: -

TAGS: king kong left his mark pratfall
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 21, 2015, 6:32 am
Yup! Some chicks like a shorter 'ride', some chicks like a longer 'ride', but yes, size matters!
concern3 - May 21, 2015, 3:29 am
so size does matter

Salesmanship -

TAGS: lies dishonesty marketing sales deception
Rating: 4.7/5

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Onegin - July 28, 2015, 10:07 am
Thank you. Yes I have. They used to come around my farm all the time.
mizzdizz - July 28, 2015, 12:12 am
LOL! Swamper humor! You ever SMELL one of these things? 5 L